Another Irish Tale...

[Sharon Herman]

Sean Kilbride was on his deathbed, his lifelong friend Kevin Malarkey was keeping vigil. Sean awoke and said to his friend;

Kevin, before I go will you do me one last favor?

I’ll do anything far ye and ye know it, Kevin says

Alright then, go to me basement behind the statue of St Patrick is a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland, when I’m dead and buried poor it over me grave so it’ll sink into me bones and I can enjoy it for all eternity. Will you do that far me?

I said I do anything and I’ll be keeping me word, but would ya mind much if I filtered it through me kidneys first?

[Christi V.]