Beware

[Kevin K]

[Ed Harris]

I tell all of my customers "it will cost more if you help"
I am not kidding either!

[Frederick L. Simson]

Those were my 1992 prices.

Today I charge:

[Donna D.]

How much for leaning over your shoulder and watching???

[Steve Hilby]

A useful sign in my home shop is

"Stray Children will be Sold to Gypsies"

[james kent]

That goes well with my other one

[Greg Yother]

A useful sign in my home shop is

"Stray Children will be Sold to Gypsies"

I saw a vendor at a festival (selling some sort of fragile glass trinkets) that had a sign that said:

"Stray children will be provided a large espresso and a free puppy."

[Donna D.]

"Stray children will be provided a large espresso and a free puppy."

Don't forget the big all-day hard candy sucker and a set of drums

[peterh]

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