Blonde, with Chimpanzees

[Frederick L. Simson]

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the ! street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World.

[debbyj]

Well, you can't say blondes aren't good-hearted!

[Lisa M.]

Here's a true one that happened to me yesterday...

One of the other teachers has miniature donkeys and most years they're having babies (whatever you call the babies). One of the donkeys had a baby two weeks ago (he was ADORABLE!) and my friend, Mary Lynn, was waiting on the other. The mama is white but the daddy is grey and every year she hopes for a white one. I saw MaryLynn yesterday and asked, "Do you have a new baby yet?" She was all excited, "Yes, Monday morning!" I asked, "Boy or girl?" She answered that it was a boy. "Oh, another boy, too bad," I said (the one born a couple weeks ago was a boy too). So then I asked, "Is he white?" She got this confused look on her face, one of the other teachers said, "Lisa, I didn't know you were racist..." and my friend said, "He looks just like his daddy." "Oh, he's gray then," I told my friend and to the other teacher I said, "I'm not racist, I'm talking about MaryLynn's donkeys." My friend Mary Lynn said, "Oh, the donkeys! I'm talking about my sister--she had her baby Monday!"

I don't know...it's not quite so funny written down, but it was hysterical in a group of teachers at Burger King!

[Frederick L. Simson]

"Oh, the [b]donkeys! I'm talking about my sister--she had her baby Monday!"