Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux old lady had been
pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he brought her to
the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy,
and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,
"Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you a son!" Aint dat grand!!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just
then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux!" You got you a daughter!" She a pretty lil tang, too"....
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said,
"Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
"Boudreaux, you just had youself another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children,
he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat
night what we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use
dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do." Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a dang good tang we didn't use no WD-40!