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Old 03-19-2003, 08:16 AM   #41
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Lets keep the fun in this thread;
So my contribution is the bumper sticker on the back of my brothers 1981 nissan, a normally overloaded car to start with.
"Slow Car Ahead"

and on the passengers side "Watch for falling parts"



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Old 03-19-2003, 01:56 PM   #42
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Bumper Sticker

Seen on an RV: Stay Back Or I'll Flush

Is that too mean? :wave I know how toilets work in these things, so I know that's really not a hazard, but if you didn't know....:omy



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Old 03-19-2003, 04:37 PM   #43
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I like all three of those. :thumb

My brain finally remembered the one I had on my first car.
>Follow Close I'm Lonesome.>
there is now way I would drive anything with that on it now. (shiver) It would have to be changed to
>I Brake for Yard Sales< cause I do :yep



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Old 03-19-2003, 09:24 PM   #44
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some more....

"You! Off my planet!"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after"
"Better living through denial"
"Back off! You're standing in my aura!"
"Earth is full. Go home"
"Adults are just kids who owe money"
" I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
"You look like s***, is that the style now?"
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
"Meandering to a different drummer"
"I like cats, too. Want to exchange recipes?"
"Is it time for your medication or mine?"
"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"
"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?"
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose":wave



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Old 03-20-2003, 06:57 AM   #45
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Sue!

Sue!

I love 'em! There's just something about that terse little string of words that is so attractive, isn't there. I must be in a bad mood, because this one just popped into my head...

Hollow-points...Nature's Way of Improving the Gene Pool

Scatter-gun fans feel free to substitute buckshot.

Now I'm ashamed of myself! :r



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Old 03-20-2003, 07:06 AM   #46
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Burning Off Karma

Burning Off Karma

1. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
3. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
4. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
5. Do I look like a people person!?
6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7. Chaos, panic, disorder - my job here is done.



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Old 03-20-2003, 03:19 PM   #47
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Bumper Sticker

Great ones!! I personally don't have bumper stickers on any of my vehicles. You never know how someone is going to take it:E

:banana

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.:cheers

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.:inbox

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh-why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

God must love stupid people; he made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?:helpme

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.

All men are idiots and I married their king!

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.

My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Stupidity is NOT a physical handicap. Park elsewhere!



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Old 03-20-2003, 08:54 PM   #48
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Now I thought of one we can all use,
"If you can read this
I forgot my trailer"



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Old 03-22-2003, 10:30 PM   #49
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bumper snickers I've seen

Be nice to your kids... They'll be choose your nursing home someday

Retired... No job, No kids, No Money

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Friends help you move your stuff... REAL Friends help you move bodies

I'm changing lanes... cover me

Don't steal... The Government hates the competition.

So many pedestrians... so little gas

You call it a hood ornament, I call it a targeting tool.

My kid beat up your Honor Student

Bad Cop... No donut (I saw this on the back of a trashed out Monte Carlo with no muffler system, a busted taillight, and a license plate held on at one corner by a twist tie... this guy was just begging for a ticket)



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Old 03-30-2003, 08:43 PM   #50
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Back of a little car towed by a big RV.........

''I'm a good car. I go where I'm towed to go''



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Old 04-06-2003, 07:42 PM   #51
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3 more bumper stickers

:wave
1. if you ain't the lead dog the views always the same


2. ain't it a pity, we send our dogs to obedience school and let our kids run wild

and my favorite

3. no Jesus, no peace, know jesus, know peace,:wave


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Old 04-07-2003, 11:29 AM   #52
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So many cats, so few recipes...

I have never put a bumper sticker on my vehicles. I find that I make snap judgements about people based on their bumper stickers, and I'm not comfortable about that. I'd prefer people to form their road opinions of me based on my driving and (hopefully) courtesy. A witty bumper sticker will make one person think I'm a fun, light-hearted person, while it may make another person decide I'm a flippant jerk. I can't control how they interpret it. So, I keep quiet and let my actions speak instead.

I do enjoy reading them, though (well, some of them...)



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Old 04-07-2003, 12:56 PM   #53
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Old 04-07-2003, 08:30 PM   #54
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I not a big fan of bumper stickers on my cars, but if I had to put one on my Boler it would read:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS... I CAN'T SEE YOU!!!!

I wonder how many cars following would get the message???

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Old 04-07-2003, 08:38 PM   #55
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here's one for the trailer....<img src=http://www.fiberglassrv.com/board/uploads/3e92362e0308cbumper sticker.jpg/>



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Old 04-08-2003, 07:58 AM   #56
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I like that one, Phil, a lot. :yep

Just thought of one.
spin on a old one.

I stop for other MFTTs.



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Old 05-05-2003, 05:14 PM   #57
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Everyone has a right to my opinion!

Living in an area where I spend upwards of 2 hours a day in traffic, I feel some obligation to entertain whichever poor soul is stuck behind me. When the piles of debris inside my car are no longer interesting people can read my car. (I am looking for a trailer because I am tired of answering the question "Do you LIVE in your car?")

Some of my stickers:

Don't believe everything you think.

Women who want to be just like men lack ambition.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Live simply so others may simply live.

Support organic farmers.

Indians discovered Columbus.

Happiness is biting my parrot back!

Creating Heaven on earth

I am running out of room, though. I need to find some way of rotating them out since I see good ones a lot. I do wonder how much road rage has to do with bumperstickers though.... I try to make sure that they are large enough to be read from a distance so no one has to tailgate me to read them.

I don't always use bumperstickers I like because I don't want to attract TOO much attention!!! For instance, I took the Million Mom March sticker off because I don't want it to be totally obvious that I am unarmed!

**Searching for an egg so me and my dog and my birds can see the USA!** (And so I'm not REALLY homeless after the house sells!)



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Old 05-05-2003, 05:52 PM   #58
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The trouble with life is there's no background music

Then whats that endless tune i keep hearing about a 3 hour tour?Smile Your On Candid Camera is my bumper favorite



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Old 05-07-2003, 04:51 AM   #59
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My bumper sticker

:wave <img src=http://www.fiberglassrv.com/board/uploads/3eb8e51447952bumper sticker.gif/>



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Old 05-07-2003, 07:02 AM   #60
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I did see one on a HumV I think most jeep owners would like
"Got Mud?"
and another , mounted upside down
"If you can read this please turn me over"



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