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Old 03-06-2003, 08:39 AM   #1
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Bumper stickers some of us might like to have

1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *******.

2. The proctologist called...they found your head.

3. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

4. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

5. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

6. Some people don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

8. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

9. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

10. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

11. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

12. Hang up and drive!



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Old 03-06-2003, 09:50 AM   #2
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3 and 5 are my favs. but 12 is too true to be funny, :yep



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Old 03-06-2003, 10:02 AM   #3
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Humm.....

... I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!



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Old 03-06-2003, 10:02 AM   #4
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And then there's...

Real women don't have hot flashes -- they have power surges!



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Old 03-06-2003, 10:55 PM   #5
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And my current favorite

''I am already envisioning DUCT TAPE across your mouth''



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Old 03-09-2003, 11:50 AM   #6
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Bumper Snicker

''Drive like hell....you'll get there!"
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Old 03-09-2003, 03:29 PM   #7
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My former favorite

''Places to go, people to annoy''



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Old 03-09-2003, 05:17 PM   #8
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One of my favorites

I may be fat - but you're ugly - and I can diet! :)



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Old 03-09-2003, 08:17 PM   #9
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My two favorites of all time.

In Texas, I saw one that read, in bold letters:

"Bumper Sticker"

With apologies. I saw one in California that read:

"Dyslexics of the world UNTIE"



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Old 03-13-2003, 12:12 PM   #10
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Bumper Sticker

When we got our old Airstream the bumper sticker on the back said:

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

We think it helped ward off 'evil':)



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Old 03-13-2003, 10:45 PM   #11
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Saw this one today

My Child is an Honor Student at the State Correctional Facility.



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Old 03-15-2003, 09:17 PM   #12
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Keep Honking, I'm still reloading



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Old 03-16-2003, 08:30 AM   #13
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favorite

Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired from an open car window.

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Old 03-16-2003, 03:38 PM   #14
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alright you two/three. enough of this gun humor. :nono it gives me the chills. Oh never mind. :wak



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Old 03-17-2003, 11:30 AM   #15
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Bumper stickers

Some use their vehicles with aggression and use aggressive bumper stickers. This bumper sticker was seen in the Greater Washington Metropolitan Area:

"Horn Out Of Order. Watch For Finger."

A bit of road rage killed a motorcyclist this weekend in the Washington, DC, area. The biker was tailgating, changing lanes and flashing his lights. He was tailgating an Audi and flashed his lights. The Audi taped the brakes and the motorcyclist hit the Audi. Dead on the scene.

We are all driving killing machines - and stopping with a trailer, too, isn't that fast. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!



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Old 03-17-2003, 12:53 PM   #16
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Orginally posted by Ronnie Martin


A bit of road rage killed a motorcyclist this weekend in the Washington, DC, area. The biker was tailgating, changing lanes and flashing his lights. He was tailgating an Audi and flashed his lights. The Audi taped the brakes and the motorcyclist hit the Audi. Dead on the scene
It really wasn't road rage that killed the motorcyclist it was being an Idiot. I say this with 50 years of motorcycling experience.

I think this thread started out to be a fun thread with no messages

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Old 03-17-2003, 05:07 PM   #17
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Nick ... sounds like both the Audi driver and the cyclist contributed to the problem! Two wrongs don't make a right in anybody's book!

But I also agree with Ronnie.

We are all driving vehicles (four wheel/two wheel) and occasionally lucky enough to be pulling trailers. It's too easy to forget the highways can turn deadly in a heartbeat!

Particularly if you are tailgating the guy in front so you can read his bumper sticker!:) :)



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Old 03-17-2003, 05:08 PM   #18
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So, since this is the JOKES section...

Anybody read anything funny lately? (Or are y'all all out drinking green beer?)

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Old 03-17-2003, 05:09 PM   #19
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For years, I used to have a bumper sticker that read:

"Support Your Local Police"

No joke. And no, I wasn't a member of the John Birch Society.

I found the bumper sticker often made a friend of the policeman parked behind me on the side of the road ... with his lights flashing!

Still usually got a ticket, but atleast he was smiling!



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Old 03-17-2003, 05:20 PM   #20
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HI All
Our Lives Begin To End The Day We Become Silent About Things That Matter.:wave



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