CANADIAN JOKE # 1
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits
down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with
Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why
aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."