Francesca, there's a troll in Fremont what ate a Beetle. I think Fremont is somewhere in the SeaTac area. As for your request, make it declarative of your desire rather than interrogatory of the method of fulfilling your desire and, maybe, just maybe someone will close the thread. I hope this doesn't mean I'll miss the punch line?
I hereby formally (and declaratively) request a Mercy Killing on the grounds mentioned above!
Since as reads my Driver's licence I'm a willing organ donor, please do feel free to remove any Organs of Tow Limit Arguments for transplant into the body of a whole different thread on that subject. I guarantee them to be in working condition, if not Immortal.