Then there is the story of, "Hail Doris, full of grace..."
It seems that for funerals this church used a boilerplate for the service and prayers at funerals.
They originally wrote it with "XXXX" standing in for the person's name, and then just did a search and replace on the computer.
Then someone got the great idea to use the name of the last person instead of XXXX. In other words, replace "Ronald" who died last with "John" whose is the current funeral.
This worked fine until the funeral after a person named "Mary". This search and replace technique replaced the Virgin Mary's name in the "Hail Mary" prayer and turned it into "Hail Doris..."
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