Let's stick to equally serious answers to these pressing questions please, such as:
1. Yes, but not very far.
2. Take the wheels off and pull it like a sled, above 75 MPH it, as a result of ground effects lift, should float about 3" off the ground, but be careful when landing and when pulling through a filling station as it will spark a bit.
BTW: If it doesn't lift properly, try adding two WD Hitches to lift the front of the trailer at least 18" for a better angle of attack.
And never, never land short at SFO