"Wake up! Wake up! It's three AM and time to use the LOO-FOR-TWO!
The prospect of getting too old to crawl over the "wife-who-blocks-the-way" without causing some medical bills, etc. etc. caused me to re-examine the logistics of this move and search for a solution. Without going into unwanted detail I can safely say that I have found a very satisfactory solution (which I will spare you).
This takes it to the next level by attempting to synchronizing certain functions, but this thing will not fit into the quite spacious Burro
bathroom without cutting out the wheel well. If I did that there would probably be no need for this contraption anyway, what with easy access to the ground below.
If the Chinese are now making and (apparently) marketing this stunning piece of technology it is probably true that there are some "deep-seated" and troubling societal problems afflicting them. I don't see how it can save flush-water, actually.
The real question is: why did you dump this into the Jokes section, Frederick? I'm afraid the answer is: "Because I could."