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09-26-2002, 10:00 PM
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Elephant jokes
Why do ducks have flat feet?
For stamping out forest fires. :cblob
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stamping out flaming ducks. :cblob :cblob :cblob
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10-06-2002, 09:52 AM
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Elephant Joke
How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
You look for it's footprints in the butter. :o
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10-06-2002, 09:58 AM
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Duck Joke
Why does a duck walk softly?
'cause it can't walk hardly. :)
No more I say!!
Oh well, it's better to light one candle than to ....
Unshared joy is an unlighted candle. (Spanish Proverb):)
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10-06-2002, 05:56 PM
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10 ies
Why does an elephant wear 10ies?
because 9ies are to small
and 11ies are too big.
(if you didn't wear 10ies in junior high you won't get this.):u
you know 10ies = tennis shoes get it now?:hap2
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10-06-2002, 06:28 PM
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Groan... 10ies indeed
How does an elephant hide in an apple tree?
He paints his toenails red :inbox
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10-06-2002, 06:29 PM
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Apple tree
Ever see an elephant in an apple tree?
Works, doesn't it ;)
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10-06-2002, 07:28 PM
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it's strawberries
seems like I remember it differently.
How does an elephant hide in the strawberry patch?
But I couldn't remember the answer. thanks
red toe nails. HA!!
and then there's the old standby
Where does an elephant sleep?
anywhere he wants. or was that a gorilla?:chased
I'm no good at joke telling.
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10-06-2002, 09:12 PM
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Or...
How do you get five elephants in a VW Beetle?
Three in the back and two in the front :laugh
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10-16-2002, 11:44 AM
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cooking
Just heard this, not sure I can tell it in writing but here goes.
What are the three steps you need take to cook an antalope in the microwave?
1. open door
2. put in antalope
3. start microwave. :inbox
Now : What are the four steps you need take to cook an elephant in the microwave?
Give up? Okay I'll tell you
1. open door
2. take out antalope
3. put in elephant
4. start microwave
:ola
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10-16-2002, 11:56 AM
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Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between 5 and 6 pm?
Because that's when the elephants practice jumping out of trees!
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10-16-2002, 11:57 AM
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This is philosophy rather than a joke:
How do you eat an elephant?
One bite at a time.
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10-16-2002, 11:59 AM
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Why are jungle crocodiles flat?
Because they can't tell time.
(If you are wearing a sign, you should reread the second post up)
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10-17-2002, 11:07 AM
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Oh man
Oh man, Pete ... give me my sign.
I read, and reread, and reread your croc joke ... knowing there was something I was missing.
I now know I was missing my intelligence.
I wonder when I lost it?
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10-17-2002, 11:21 AM
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Tastless
What is the red squishy stuff between the elephants toes?
Slow natives
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10-17-2002, 02:28 PM
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Charles.
Crocs are flat because they are under trees that elephants jump from between 5 and 6.
(I am so proud of myself for getting it the first time - lately that's quite good for me!) :)
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10-17-2002, 03:20 PM
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Yeah, I finally got it
Yeah, I finally got it ... after reading Pete's post, complete with a clue, several times!
I'm telling you ... and I'll bet those flat crocodiles will tell you the same ... trees are dangerous.
Man, trees will jump out behind your trailer when you're backing up.
And I'll bet those elephants didn't jump out of the trees ... I'll bet the mean old trees shook 'em out.
Yeah, that's what I bet happened.
I'm telling you ... being any where around a tree is dangerous!
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10-17-2002, 04:00 PM
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toes
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What is the red squishy stuff between the elephants toes? Slow natives
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I thought it it would be crocs without watches.
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