Fancy Hotel Challenge
The owner of a fancy hotel bar and restaurant has a bit of luck on the lottery and scoops the jackpot. He decides to throw a party for all his friends and laid on everything drink, food, girls, drugs, the lot. Being a bit eccentric he decides to fill the pool with crocodiles. During the party he announces that whoever can swim across the pool and remain unharmed will get anything he wants - girls - drugs - money, whatever: No one moves then all of a sudden SPLASH! Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he bravely wrestles them off, fighting and dogging till he gets across, incredulously unharmed.
"WOW!" says the owner of the complex "you were amazing! So do you want the girls now or later?"
"I don't want them at all, " replies the Guy.
What about the drugs, the money, all the rest?",
Don't want them either" says the Guy.
"Well you gotta have something! What do you want?"
I want the Bas*#rd who pushed me!".