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Old 04-10-2016, 06:29 PM   #1
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Funny Camping Jokes...Add your own

A man went to a psychiatrist complaining of an identity crisis.


You have to help me, he said. Sometimes Im a yurt. Other times Im a tipi. It gets to be too much! Im a yurt! Im a tipi! Im a yurt! Im a tipi!

Calm down, the doctor told him. You just need to relax. Youre two tents.
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Old 04-10-2016, 07:38 PM   #2
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That's a little campy😁


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Old 04-13-2016, 07:53 PM   #3
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Here's another camping joke: (please post yours)



Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first.


What were you thinking? he shouts. Youre not supposed to run in a situation like this. You cant outrun a bear!


I dont have to outrun the bear, his friend shouts back over his shoulder. I just have to outrun you.
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Old 06-25-2016, 12:38 AM   #4
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Smile Well, I do say

When my wife told me to stop imitating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down!
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Old 06-25-2016, 12:46 AM   #5
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Smile Dance habit

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around.
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Old 11-10-2016, 06:01 AM   #6
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OK......Who is bigger.....Mister Bigger or Baby Bigger

Wait for it!!!

Baby Bigger, because he's a little bigger!
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Old 11-10-2016, 07:36 AM   #7
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A city grandson visited his country grandpa for a weekend in the woods. A little rustic for the city boy who jumped up after dinner to wash the dishes, the grandpa said, "Do not worry, cold water will take care of the dishes". The next day after breakfast, the boy again tried to clean up and was told again, "Cold water will take care of it". Finally before dinner the youngster offered to help chop wood and as they went outside grandpa hollered back to the dog, "Come on outside Coldwater "......
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Old 11-10-2016, 12:53 PM   #8
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Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic who had insomnia?

He would lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Old 11-26-2016, 09:47 AM   #9
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All us dyslectics....."untie"
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Old 11-26-2016, 12:16 PM   #10
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When the fiberglas group campers would sit around the campfire singing, one guy only sang Tom Jones songs. Whatever the time or day, he would only sing Tom Jones. One of the campers was a Psycologist, but he wasn't worried. He assured the campers, " It's not unusual ! "

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Old 11-29-2016, 07:15 AM   #11
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Old 11-29-2016, 10:19 AM   #12
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Why did the camping cowboy buy a dachshund?
He wanted to get a 'long little doggie'!
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Old 11-29-2016, 12:21 PM   #14
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After a terrible storm broke all the electrical line poles, the forman hired 2 crews to replace them on a 5 mile streatch.
Sending one crew to bury poles at one end and the other crew down the other end of the 5 miles.
At the end of the day, 1 crew reported they had a great day and set 50 poles....The forman was very happy
Then the other crew leader came in to report they had set 5 poles...
Needless to say the forman was angree and started to yell asking "what in the devil's wrong, the other crew set 50 and you come in here telling me you only set 5".
The crew men said "Yes but look at how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground."
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Two bears were walking through the woods and came to a fiberglass trailer boondocking.

"Oooh! I love these" says the first bear.

"Why?"

"Mmmm!. Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside."
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What that tell you?" asked Tonto.The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo chip. Someone has stolen tent."
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What that tell you?" asked Tonto.The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo chip. Someone has stolen tent."

That's a Great Joke !
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BTW, did you hear the one about a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi camping ? It started to rain, so they ran into a nearby fiberglas trailer. You'd a thought ONE of them would have seen it ! ( Ka Boom ! )

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A Communist named Rudy was out camping in his trailer when he told his wife it was raining. No, she said, it is too cold. It looks like snow ! No, he said firmly, Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear ! That's enough for tonight, I'll save a few for tomorrow . Happy Trails ! DavidG
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When restoring a trailer it's good to know the real uses of some of our tools......

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands, so it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned guitar calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Yeeou sh#*...."

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.

SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touchup jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

WELDING GLOVES: Heavy-duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub that you want the bearing race out of.

WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for over the last 45 minutes.

TABLE SAW: A large, stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an rv to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an rv upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters and wire wheel wires.

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes, thereby ending any possible future use.

RADIAL ARM SAW: A large, stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to scare neophytes into choosing another line of work.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle.

AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids and for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.

AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts which were last over-tightened 30 years ago by someone at Ford, and instantly rounds off their heads. Also used to quickly snap off lug nuts .

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

PNEUMATIC RIVET SQUEEZER: Tool designed to accurately remove 1/4 moon shaped pieces of your left index finger.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs.
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