Golf jokes
During a sudden lightning storm my golf partner held his 1 iron up in the air.
I said, "Are you stupid? Do you want to get hit by lightning?"
He replied, "Don't worry. Even God can't hit anything with a 1 iron."
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A foursome was playing when on a neighboring road a funeral procession went by.
One of the golfers stopped, held his cap over his chest and bowed his head.
The other three said that was decent of him.
He said, "It was the least I could do after 35 years of marriage."
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The trash men were picking up the trash.
They found a perfectly good bowling ball in the trash.
"Boy," said one, "Smith must have really been disgusted with his game."
The other replied, "Beats wrapping it around a tree."
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