On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or other flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice that in small print there is the following statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested,
and then sanitized'.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN THAN YOURS!