Canadian Joke Of The Year:
An 'Murican couple, standing in a Florida airport terminal waiting for their luggage, notice an oddly and somewhat heavily dressed man also waiting for his luggage. The wife axes her husband, "Whure d'ya recun that man's from?".
The husband says he don't know but decides to axe the man. He approaches him and axes, "Whure ya'll from?"
"Saskatoon, Saskatchewan" the man replies.
Puzzled, the husband returns to his wife.
"Well, whure's he from?" she axes.
"I dun't know" replies the husband. "He don't 'pear ta speak English." ............