We had to go to a wedding Saturday.
I had to wear a suit ... something I used to do a lot, but haven't for many, many years.
The suit was tight. I admit it.
So I asked Pam,
"Does this suit make me look fat?"
"Yes," she said. "Because you are getting fat."
Now, based on Nancy's list of proper responses, I ask you .... what would happen had I answered my wife in a similar fashion?