I can see this happening

[Trill136]

Two oil field workers went to sign on with a new drilling contractor when they were pulled over by a State Trooper.
The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick.
The roughneck rolled down the window and WHACK - the trooper smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the heck was that for?" the roughneck asked.
"You're in Texas, " the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
The trooper ran a check on the license and the roughneck was clean, so he gave him his license back.
The trooper then walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window and the other roughneck rolled down the window and WHACK - the trooper smacked him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the roughneck demanded.
"Making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the roughneck asked.
"I know you roughneck types," The trooper said. "A hundred feet down the road, you would've turned to your buddy and said, 'I wish that SOB would've tried that on me!'"

[gordon2]

Interesting.. when I first heard that joke many years ago the State Trooper was a "red neck" sheriff.. and lets just say the rest of the joke was racist and offensive. I like your version better.

[floyd]

Originally Posted by gordon2

Interesting.. when I first heard that joke many years ago the State Trooper was a "red neck" sheriff.. and lets just say the rest of the joke was racist and offensive. I like your version better.

What ever changes? Every generation has its own prejudices while smugly condescending to those who came before.

[Trill136]

Guess I am not a "politically correct" as I should be, oh well.

I can imagine how this 'story' could have been a lot more offensive, but, in this iteration I didn't think it was that bad. I am sure that I have actually lived through similar situations!!

[CalCop]

A state trooper chases down a speeding car. It seemed the faster the trooper drove the faster the other car went. Finally the car stopped. The trooper stormed up to the driver's window and asked, "Didnt you see my lights and hear my siren?"
The driver said yes with an explanation.
It seems as though last week his wife ran off with a state trooper. The driver was afraid the trooper was trying to return the wife.