I won the lottery!
A woman came home, screeched her car into the driveway, jumped out and ran full speed into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God, that's great! What should I pack, beach stuff
or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'