I won the lottery!

[Mike Magee]

A woman came home, screeched her car into the driveway, jumped out and ran full speed into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God, that's great! What should I pack, beach stuff
or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

[Donna D.]

Mike... you are sooo bad

[Pam Garlow]

Bwahahahaha!!! You GOT me!!

[papa-t]

Good One

[Roger C H]

I would change the punch line to:

"Pack it all." she said, "And get out."

Hmm.

But if he leaves, who is going to do the housework?

[Borrego Dave]

Gee Mike, by the title I was going to start a list to you of all the reasons for you to give me mone like lotto winners get from everyone that come out of the woodwork. Popped my bubble when I saw the first line

[Timber Wolf]

So true, so true. I was discussing this with a co-worker many, many years ago. He said if he hit the lotto he would write a check for half, leave it on the dining room table for his wife, and hit the road (without her). Then he went on to say, "and I kind of like this one too".