Ice Is Bad for you

[Lynn Musgrave]

I did not know this...


When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.

When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.

When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

>>Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Warn all your friends.

[Mike Magee]

Now I'm getting worried about all that ice water I drink!

[Roger C H]

Ice can be fatal:

Family of girl killed by ice boulder files suit against Forest Service - KCPQ

[CallDon]

Originally Posted by Roger C H

Ice can be fatal:

Family of girl killed by ice boulder files suit against Forest Service - KCPQ

This article makes me want to sue the state of Texas for not posting enough warning signs that my car may run out of gas while driving on the state highways.

[John Fazio]

Originally Posted by CallDon

This article makes me want to sue the state of Texas for not posting enough warning signs that my car may run out of gas while driving on the state highways.

Is it libel to speak as such or is one liable for not?

Unfortunately I think it could be both!

I think all warning labels should be replaced with the following:

Charles Darwin had a theory, maybe you should too.

-John

[CliveAlive]

Originally Posted by John Fazio

,,,
I think all warning labels should be replaced with the following:

Charles Darwin had a theory, maybe you should too.

-John

I love it!

I don't do bumper stickers but that would be a great one. You could sell that!

[Frederick L. Simson]

Originally Posted by CliveAlive

You could sell that!

...and I'd buy one.

[John Fazio]

Thanks, I've entertained the idea of starting a T-shirt, sticker business several times. I even have a domain name that would lend itself nicely to that type of company. Maybe that would be the perfect way to fund our fulltiming goal.

-John

[mcbrew]

Don't worry... You can counteract all of the ill effects of ice by either mixing some tonic water with your gin (helps to keep malaria at bay, too), or just strain out the ice and add a few olives.

[CallDon]

Originally Posted by mcbrew

don't worry... You can counteract all of the ill effects of ice by either mixing some tonic water with your gin (helps to keep malaria at bay, too), or just strain out the ice and add a few olives.

roflol

[SherryNPaul]

Funniest thread going! Thanks for the humor in a stressful week...
Sherry

[Mike Magee]

Yep, ice IS bad for you. Just try dropping a cube down the back of your Significant Other.... very dangerous to your health!

[james kent]

All that ice in your favorite libation can cause headaches in the mornng.