Originally Posted by Lynn Musgrave
I must now go out and protect my Garden Gnomes!
Now see, you call it 'protecting' but those gnomes might call it 'smothering'.
Some stolen (or is that 'liberated'?) gnomes end up sending their former owners (or is that 'jailers'?) postcards of themselves living the high life in exotic locations - are you sure you want to deny them that opportunity?