You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: Male
...because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
...because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but they can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
...because they go bald easily and are often over inflated .
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Male
...because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light
a fire under them.
...because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female
...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
...because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Female
...because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
...because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female
Ha! You probably thought it would be male
, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
he just keeps trying...