It’s my job

[james kent]

Hey honey!
Yes, Dear?
There's water all over the basement floor.
OH! OH! That doesn't sound good. I'd better take a look.
That's NOT water! The sewer's backed up. Well there's only one person who's going to fix it and I know who's elected.
Got to move the paint cupboard to get at the cleanout. That's not too bad. first empty the shelves and stack 20 years worth of half -full cans of old dried up paint ,and stack them at the other end of the basement. Now break open the cleanout rusted shut with 40 years of unuse. OH! GEE! Cough! Cough! That's BAD!
Better find a rentall and get a snake.
An hour of pushing and twisting and hacking and using unprintable normally unthinkable words Cough! Cough!
BLURB! BLURP! WHOOOSH!
YaHooo!!! Now to wash the floor, throw away my clothes, and shower off the grunge.
I ask myself, "Why is this Always My job?" Cause it IS, thats why.
Guess I'll repaint the floor now. That's my job too.

[Mary F]

I don't get it.











(just kidding)

[Donna D.]

Better you than me

[james kent]

You guys sound just like my wife. She dissapeared until after the place was aired out.
She could change the kids diapers all those years ago better than I.
Go Figure.

[Frederick L. Simson]

You guys sound just like my wife. She dissapeared until after the place was aired out.
She could change the kids diapers all those years ago better than I.
Go Figure.

Poop directly from a kid is "Mommy" stuff. Stick plumbing into the mix, and it get delagated.

[Benita]

When you have a "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.

You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson". Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit, and lie down on your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Carefully place it on the beside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement that reads.......

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Now....... close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times:

"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY JOB ------ I LOVE MY JOB!!!