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Old 02-16-2006, 12:17 PM   #1
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A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival,
the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion
of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor
set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was
probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%
pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well
he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband
continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the
husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
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