Warning.... This story may only make sense to Canadians.....
A young man from Victoria , BC was hired as the lifeguard at the pool at
the Prime Minister's residence at 24 Sussex Drive .
The Harper family was making use of the pool when one of their two
children encountered some difficulty and cried for help.
The lifeguard ignored the cries, so the Prime Minister himself had to
plunge into the pool to rescue the boy.
Afterwards, Harper grilled the lifeguard. "You idiot ! Didn't you see that
my son was in trouble?"
"Yes, sir, but I can't swim."
"How the hell did you land the job of lifeguard then?"