Living Will

[Benita]

Last night, John and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out his beer.

[Mary F]

Now there's a joke I can relate to!

[Frederick L. Simson]

I've pretty much unplugged the TV...

Just don't be messin with my laptop!