Medical Alert!!!

[Pam Garlow]

!!!Medical Alert!!!

A highly dangerous virus is currently going around called "Weekly Overload Recreation Killer" (WORK).
If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) Center to get an antidote. See List Below.

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)
Bothersome Employer Eliminator and Rebooter (BEER)
Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)


.........THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
......... WE NOW RETURN YOU TO WHAT EVER YOU WERE DOING!

[Gene Masse]

I have bad and very bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[Roger C H]

Doctor: I have some bad news and some good news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Dr: We have to cut off both your legs.
Pt: My God! What is the good news?
Dr: An orderly wants to buy your shoes.