I can hear it now about a future Christmas...
Her: I'm going to take your vintage Mustang out for something special.
Him: OK, do you need any help?
Her: No my love, I don't want to ruin it.
Him: (Caveman bowed up and excited) Here are the keys.
Several days later
Him: When's the Mustang coming back?
Her: How do you like my necklace?