My wife left me...
And I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses- I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up,
but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Heck, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back. ------------------------------------------
Submitted by "anonymous member" (name withheld to protect the guilty)
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