SNO-klahoma, where the cold fronts sweepin' down the plain,
And the piles of sleet beneath your feet
Follow right behind the freezing rain.
SNO-klahoma, ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Travel home from work and hope some jerk
Doesn't wreck our car in passing by.
We know we belong to the land
But it could use more salt and more sand!
And when we say
We're only sayin'
You're slick as snot SNO-klahoma,
SNO-klahoma, Oy Vey!