A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife
turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, peanut M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened
and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my dress size, you idiot!
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
ahhh, but no one can say he didn't try!!!!!!
Ten Forward - 2014 Escape 5.0 TA
Double Yolk - 1988 16' Scamp Deluxe