Older Women Are So Practical

[Alan #1119]

Older Women Are So Practical

'Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 19-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but now i'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find me a hot 19-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve our mid-life crisis.

[Coach George Jessup]

19yr old in your bed... LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV....

Oh cool.... since I'm a single, mid 40's. And cause Im a struggling new business owner; I'm living in a cheap place with No TV at all, and a few old cheap cars trucks and trailers.... does that mean I get a 19yr old to wake up beside in my bed some time soon?

[Jim Stacey]

Older Women Are So Practical

'Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 19-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but now i'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find me a hot 19-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve our mid-life crisis.

If I found a hot 19 year old, I would have to be extremely luckey to even be alive to live in a cheap apt.

[Flygal]

Oh cool.... since I'm a single, mid 40's. And cause Im a struggling new business owner; I'm living in a cheap place with No TV at all, and a few old cheap cars trucks and trailers.... does that mean I get a 19yr old to wake up beside in my bed some time soon?

Senator is that you?

[Darwin Maring]

The Older the Violin the Sweeter the music.


Do The Math!

For Him: 60 does not go into 20.

For Her: 20 goes into 60 3 times.

[Ed Felker]

My wife went to the doctor and had a physical. When she came home she told me he said that she had the chest of a 20 year old. I said to her, "Oh yea, what did he say about your 64 year old _ss?" She replied, "Not a thing, your name never came up."

[Coach George Jessup]

Senator is that you?

maybe Im just dense but huh??

Guess the answer is no... Im not a Senator