Only good things to say
Guy goes in a bar and orders a beer. Bartender draws the beer and moves down the bar to wash some glasses. After a bit, guy just barely hears this tiny little voice say "Hey dude, that's a great tie you got there, brings out the color of your eyes!" So the guy looks around but there's not another soul in the bar. Guy takes a pull on the beer and hears "Wow, what a swell suit, fits you like a glove, looks terrific, man!" So the guy looks around a second time and then leans over and looks behind the bar. Doesn't see jack. Another swig and a little more time goes by and then he hears "You know, you look really good, work out regularly do you?" So now the guy's getting frustrated and calls the barkeep over, says "I must be losing my mind. I keep hearing these little voices telling me how I have a nice tie, a great suit, and I look like I work out a lot. Maybe it's the beer?! Bartender says "Oh that's just the peanuts. Pay them no mind. They're COMPLIMENTARY.