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Old 07-18-2003, 05:35 PM   #21
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Now, I will admit I have [b]no idea what Jana meant about the grandkids, Rick. :conf
See - that's what I mean - I feel dumb.

( I had a 75 pound typewriter to tap on when I was just a wee kid, I guarantee it still works too, where-ever it is) :)



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Old 07-19-2003, 08:22 AM   #22
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Geessss, I have grandkids, doesn't everybody! :o

now back to Hummming.

why do people make hot coffee and then add Ice?
What made someone see a sour lemon and say, yummy drink coming up. (or should it be what made a someone make a sour drink then turn around and add sugar?) there's one in there somewhere. these are courtesy of the grandfather in this house, my Tom. :)



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Old 07-19-2003, 06:56 PM   #23
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Large Ice coffee... Extra light... no sugar... YUM YUM YUM



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Old 07-21-2003, 12:11 AM   #24
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Why do you drive on a parkway
and park on the driveway?

What do you call a male ladybug?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license
of a bald man?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime,
what does a freedom fighter fight?

When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?

What would Geronimo say
if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Have you ever imagined a world
without hypothetical situations?

Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?

If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn your headlights on,
what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it is called "shipment,"
but when you transport something by ship,
it is called "cargo?"

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of a drive-up ATM?

Why is a t.v. called a television set
when there is only one?



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Old 07-21-2003, 12:42 AM   #25
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Grandkids?

Heavens no! I am still trying to get someone to give me my own kids. Or to meet the perfect man, get married and miraculously overcome infertility. Hmm, maybe I'll stick with the adoption thing, odds seem better. Ooh, no wait, I'll just adopt adults and go straight for the grandkids!



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Old 07-21-2003, 08:36 AM   #26
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I under stand, kind-a. I always wanted four kids. had two and said that is ENOUGH. so I married for the next two. all my grandkids are his(Toms). we have no mine or ours. well I guess they are ours, but then they aren't. Whhaaatt??:conf (Oh, good, I'm in the joke section so no one will believe a thing I say, any more then usual)



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Old 07-28-2003, 08:43 AM   #27
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Have you noticed if things are going down hill then it's bad.
BUT now that its down hill all the way, then it's good.



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Old 07-28-2003, 12:02 PM   #28
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Down hill

So, we are talking about the difference between coasting and plummeting.



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Old 07-28-2003, 12:06 PM   #29
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Oh! is that what that means? thanks, JR.



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Old 08-14-2003, 08:31 PM   #30
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Things I wonder about..........


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? (GUESS WHO'S THIS FOR!!)

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? (yes they will)

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

and finally...

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



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Old 08-15-2003, 06:56 AM   #31
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>>Why does a round pizza come in a square box? (GUESS WHO'S THIS FOR!!)

Okay, Donna. I give up. (who?) :r



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Old 08-15-2003, 06:58 AM   #32
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CHARLES!!

http://www.fiberglassrv.com/board/read.php...26&page=1#32187



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Old 08-15-2003, 07:04 AM   #33
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Oh, right! How could I forget about his ''pizza problems!''

(You think a round box would've fit through his Casita door?)

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Old 08-15-2003, 04:51 PM   #34
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Just thinking about square pizza I start drooling. I grew up in Houston area, and my dad was friends with Big Humphrey, yes the same one they did the cartoons of, . Big Humphrey and his family opened an Italian Restaurant and sold the biggest, best ,juicyiest, most wonderful pizza in the world, and it was square.
I think I need to call my dad and remind him of those pizza days.



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