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Old 09-29-2008, 05:34 AM   #21
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Hi: All...What do you use around the windows of your "EGG"??? Why "EGG SEALANT" of course!!!
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Old 09-30-2008, 07:15 AM   #22
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A new egg being built...Hatchling
A group of friends with their eggs heading to a campground....A Scramble
A 13 ft trailer...Eggonomical
A yellow trailer...Sunny Side Up
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:54 PM   #23
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I can't come up with one...I guess I'm just "eggnorant."
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Old 09-30-2008, 09:43 PM   #24
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Hi: All... I'm not just a happy camper I'm "EGGZOOBURRANT"!!!
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Old 10-11-2008, 05:06 AM   #25
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Hi: All... Winterizing your trailer requires a thorough "EGGSALMONATION"
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:27 AM   #26
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When I am towing my egg it gently rocks behind me I guess you cpould call it "poultry in motion"
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Old 10-27-2008, 11:59 AM   #27
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New Breeds Of Dogs To Take Along In Your FGRV (Groaner Alert!)

Cross a Collie and a Lhasa Apso to get a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Cross a Spitz and a Chow Chow to get a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Cross a Pointer and a Setter to get a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Cross a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund to get a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Cross a Pekingnese and a Lhasa Apso to get a Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Cross an Irish Water Spaniel and an English Springer Spaniel to get a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Cross a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever to get a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Cross a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound to get a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Cross a Terrier and a Bulldog to get a Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Cross a Bloodhound and a Labrador to get a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Cross a Malamute and a Pointer to get a Moot Point, owned by... oh, well; it doesn't matter.

Cross a Deerhound and a Terrier to get a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Cross a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu to get a... never mind!
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Old 10-28-2008, 12:20 AM   #28
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Cross a tiger and a parrot. What does it look like? I don't know, but when it talks you better listen.



A sailor sent his mother a very expensive parrot from a distant port.

When he returned home he asked his mother how she liked the parrot.

"It was delicious!" she said.

He said, "You ate it? It cost $3000. It spoke 4 languages!"

"Well, why didn't it say something?" Asked the mother.

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Would the parrott from a distant port would be an EGGZOTIC bird?
And wasn't that EGGSTRAVAGANT?
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:27 PM   #30
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Hi: All... If you were an EGG OWNER drawn from another forum would that mean you were a "Poached Egg"???
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:39 AM   #31
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Kenny Rogers was driving down a hill when one of the wheels from his trailer passed him, all he could say was;

"you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"
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