Cross a tiger and a parrot. What does it look like? I don't know, but when it talks you better listen.
A sailor sent his mother a very expensive parrot from a distant port.
When he returned home he asked his mother how she liked the parrot.
"It was delicious!" she said.
He said, "You ate it? It cost $3000. It spoke 4 languages!"
"Well, why didn't it say something?" Asked the mother.
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