Let's make a deal
If at first you don't succeed, You're about average.
Sign posted in Nursing administratyors office of ICU at Red Deer Regional Hospital:
Smoke is a by=product of a habit you seem to enjoy.
I too have a habit, I drink Beer.
Urine is the by-product of my habit.
Let's make a deal,
If you don't smoke in my Office,
Then I won't Pee in yours.:thumb