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Old 10-29-2002, 01:33 PM   #1
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Old 10-29-2002, 03:11 PM   #2
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Old 10-29-2002, 03:22 PM   #3
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Can't afford

Morgan, I can't afford Coors Beer.

Would your wind chime idea work if I use Blatz beer cans?



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Old 10-29-2002, 04:59 PM   #4
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Orginally posted by Charles Watts

Morgan, I can't afford Coors Beer.

Would your wind chime idea work if I use Blatz beer cans?
NO, no, Charles. You must use Coors or if you're in Canada, you can use Blue :wave



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Old 10-29-2002, 11:51 PM   #5
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BLUE

Hey ! Blue was a great beer when I was younger...but I must admit it tastes like dishwater now!

LONG LIVE MOLSON CANADIAN! :wink



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Old 10-30-2002, 06:05 AM   #6
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Quote:
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Hey ! Blue was a great beer when I was younger...but I must admit it tastes like dishwater now!

LONG LIVE MOLSON CANADIAN! :wink
Probably a lot like Blatz (Blue). ;)

Hey, has anyone tried Moose Drool? I saw it in Montana, but I didn't have the nerve. :sick



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Old 11-06-2002, 08:18 PM   #7
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I gotta tell ya, I just love it. I mean that is way, way fabulous. Has a TV, a wood burning stove, and a back porch for sipping on those long neck beers. Man, oh, man...I always thought I wanted a gypsy wagon, but that is even better!



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Old 11-07-2002, 12:06 AM   #8
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....but there's no SATELLITE TV ! :o



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Old 11-07-2002, 10:45 AM   #9
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Oh for the years of youth

Hey Rick,
Didn't all beers taste better when we were younger?



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Old 11-14-2002, 10:35 AM   #10
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Redneck hound...

AKA Bubba
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Old 11-15-2002, 07:29 AM   #11
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Squeet!

This is a true fact (so designated by the Department of Redundancy Department).

I overheard this conversation shouted across the town square (which isn't square) in Alba, Texas.

"Hey, Billy Bob, 'jeet?"

"No, 'jou?"

"No, 'squeet."

With this, they loaded into Bill Bob's pickup and headed out to the cafe on Highway 69.

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Old 11-15-2002, 08:58 AM   #12
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skweet

Moorggan??? that's not quit right. at least here in OK
it's more
:chatter cheetyet
:nope chew
:nope skweet

This is our favorite joke in language class. shows you can talk without being grammically correct. (I can never recamember the middle part though so thinks for the memory)



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Old 11-15-2002, 09:02 AM   #13
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Jana, I think Morgan's version was just an approximation of the phonetic spellings, based on what he overheard.

He never saw the words actually written down, like you have in your language classes.

Thanks for clearing up the confusement. :dance



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Old 11-15-2002, 09:20 AM   #14
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JJ

Mary's right. It was a bit of literary license (CDN licence). :)



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Old 11-15-2002, 10:40 AM   #15
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Yabut

'rda yeet?



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Old 11-15-2002, 10:42 AM   #16
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oh, yea..

oh yea...deck afay



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Old 11-15-2002, 10:46 AM   #17
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When I was in college (we still used slide rules in trig), I over heard one stundent say to the other..

“Squreek, mungry”

What scared me was I understood. :o



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Old 11-15-2002, 02:47 PM   #18
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well I didn't

so what is 'rda yeet? (ready yet?) maybe
and deck afay that sound like pig latin. I never could do that.



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Old 11-15-2002, 06:10 PM   #19
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Pig latin

Ukay antkay? emay eithernay.....or something like that. I couldn't do it when I was young enough and now that I'm older, I really can't:O



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Redneck questionnaire

Subject: REDNECK?

You're a redneck if:
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.
You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
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