Roy Rogers bought some new shoes and left them out on the porch to air out.
The next morning they were found to be all chewed up apparently by a cougar.
Any cougar that would come that close to humans was a danger.
So Roy mounted Trigger and went out to hunt the cougar.
A few days later, he returned with a dead cougar slung over the saddle.
Dale Evans greeted him singing:
Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
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