SANTA UNIFORMS

[D Tharp]

GOVERNMENT WARNING regarding purchase of SANTA UNIFORMS
There has been a hugh purchase, $25,000 worth, of Santa Uniforms on eBay over the last 30 days. This could represent a serious threat as bogus Santas (terrorists) can drop off anything to anyone with deadly consequences! If you have ANY questions when Santa appears at your chimney he should be able to furnish VALID I.D.
ADDITIONALLY if someone in a SANTA uniform comes to drop off a package make absolutely sure they are driving a sleigh with 8 tiny raindeer(might as their names) If you have a problem call your local law enforcement agency right away!
Donald Rumsfeld
AND the office of homeland security
WASHINGTON DC

[Alf S.]

GOVERNMENT WARNING regarding purchase of SANTA UNIFORMS
There has been a hugh purchase, $25,000 worth, of Santa Uniforms on eBay over the last 30 days. This could represent a serious threat as bogus Santas (terrorists) can drop off anything to anyone with deadly consequences! If you have ANY questions when Santa appears at your chimney he should be able to furnish VALID I.D.
ADDITIONALLY if someone in a SANTA uniform comes to drop off a package make absolutely sure they are driving a sleigh with 8 tiny raindeer(might as their names) If you have a problem call your local law enforcement agency right away!
Donald Rumsfeld
AND the office of homeland security
WASHINGTON DC

Hi: I hear that the above mentioned office has a revolving door policy Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie