In the olden days, a train crossing Canada stopped to take on water. Some of the tourists stepped out to stretch their legs. On enquirying of her companion "do you know just where are we?", she responded "I don't; lets go ask that old gentleman sitting at the end of the platform".
He replied: "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
She turned to her friend and said: "Isn't that cute? He says that he doesn't understand English".
Des & Diane