Maintenance & Restoration

Elsie G. · 12-05-2005, 02:36 PM

Life is: patching the scars on your heart.... & moving ever forward!

**Frederick L. Simson** · 12-05-2005, 05:58 PM

"Donations are neither required or discouraged."

12-05-2005, 10:08 PM

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Don't accept "No" from someone who can't give you a "Yes."

Bill MacDermod · 12-06-2005, 10:41 AM

100% of volunteer work is done by 10% of the people

Jeanne and Steve · 12-12-2005, 05:23 PM

A little love and affection in everything you do
will make the world a better place with or without you.

- Neil Young, from Greendale

**Frederick L. Simson** · 08-24-2006, 02:14 AM

Quote:

"Some days you are the Seagull and some days you are the rock."

The version I heard was:
"Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant."

**Mary F** · 08-24-2006, 08:37 AM

Quote:

There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Despair.com

Amen!

**Mary F** · 08-24-2006, 08:50 AM

Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.

Anne Lamott, Travelling Mercies

Morgan · 08-24-2006, 10:49 AM

My pappy always said, "read the bottom of the boot," usually after I had assembled something backwards - or upside down.

This expression stems from the saying, "He's too dumb to pour night water out of a boot with the directions printed on the heel."

Paul Riehl · 08-24-2006, 12:44 PM

Life is a Journey......................... Not a guided tour

**Mary F** · 08-24-2006, 04:14 PM

Knowledge may be priceless, but money...is green.

--Myron Leski (FiberglassRV topic: The Burro & the Bad Tranny.)

james kent · 08-25-2006, 10:08 AM

A lot of money is tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't bubudge it.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Alf S. · 08-26-2006, 08:31 PM

Quote:

A lot of money is tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't bubudge it.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Hi: "Money is made round to go round and flat to fly" Regards Alf S.

North shore of Lake Erie

Carol Ann in TO · 08-27-2006, 08:51 AM

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

Steve L. · 08-28-2006, 05:30 AM

Make sure there's paper on the roll BEFORE you sit down.

Judy N · 08-28-2006, 02:49 PM

Be nice to the Earth. It is the only planet I know of with chocolate

Ron Wrighton · 08-29-2006, 11:49 AM

AS I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars, I couldn't help but wonder, where the hell is my roof.

Don't really think that means anything. I just think its funny and don't know where else to post it.

debbyj · 09-02-2006, 06:54 PM

The 5 "Watches"
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
--Frank Outlaw

Nick · 09-10-2006, 09:51 AM

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion:
Eat what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.