Hope the monitors let this one stand. I love it.
...and how was your day?
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
And noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod..