Senior Moments

[Lynn Musgrave]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked incredulously.
"YES!!"

"I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS ........ We've been around the block more than once.
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[Byron Kinnaman]

vedy good, vedy good.

[Frederick L. Simson]

"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

I'll have to remember that!

[Alf S.]

I'll have to remember that!

Hi: I prefer my "EGGs" uncracked and towable Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Mary F]

Hi: I prefer my "EGGs" uncracked and towable Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Rick]

Lynn - that is hilarious!

Reminds of a few years back when I phoned Little Caesars Pizza (Pizza Pizza) and the young man on the phone asked: " Is that for pick up or delivery?" I said "Oh, you mean you deliver?" He says "No"