People should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm
stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...
oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to
California, our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul
truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you
moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a
week. Just to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of
mine. We pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big
'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey,
y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."
I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day
and he was playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend
and I went up to him and I said, "Hey, (smacked the boy on his
head), we don't hit." He looked up at me like, "Here's your
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's
only one way to test that. "All right, Jimmy, you got that shark
suit on, it looks good. They want you to jump into this pool of
sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right...hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I was home I was driving around and I had a flat
tire, so I pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas
stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me,
and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said,
"Nope. No, I was driving around and those other three just
swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy
came over to the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn, that's hot!"
See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could've stopped him.