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03-10-2006, 07:29 PM
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"Hi! Got any grapes?'
The clerk says, "No. This is a convenience store. We don't have fresh produce like that."
The duck says, "Oh, okay," and walks out.
Next day, same duck, same clerk.
The duck says, "Hi! Got any grapes?"
For some reason, the clerk gets really angry, says, "Look, I told you yesterday, we don't carry fresh produce and all sorts of stuff, this is a convenience store. And if you come in here tomorrow asking me that same question, I will nail your orange flat webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck says, "Oh, okay," and walks out.
Next day, same duck, same clerk.
The duck says, "Hi, got any nails?'
Clerk says, "No, this is a convenience store, we don't carry all sorts of stuff like that."
"Oh," says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
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03-11-2006, 09:24 AM
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Trailer: 19 ft Scamp 19 ft 5th Wheel Dlx / 2001 Ford Ranger 4x4
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now that what i would call a real duc---ky joke!!
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03-12-2006, 08:37 AM
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Trailer: Boler 1300 1977 (#2033 L EGGO)
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A lady walks into a psychiatrist's office, with a duck on the end of a string. The psych. looks them over and says "yes, madam, can I help you?"
She replies, "oh, it's not me, it's my husband here, he thinks he's a duck".
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11-05-2013, 11:00 PM
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Trailer: 2009 Trillium 13 ft ('Homelet') / 2000 Subaru Outback
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Oh this is a seagull, not a duck
I thought this was the one you were referring to:
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11-06-2013, 07:57 AM
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Name: asdf
Trailer: asdf
Alabama
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A drunk walks into a bar. The bartender tells him he's too drunk, please leave. The drunk walks out, walks around the corner and comes in the side door. The bartender tells him he's too drunk, to leave and not come back. The drunk leaves, walks around the corner and comes in the back door. The bartender tells the drunk to leave and that if he comes back, he will call the police.
The drunk asks... how many bars do you work at?
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11-06-2013, 08:00 AM
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Name: asdf
Trailer: asdf
Alabama
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A drunk is at the urinal. Another drunk comes in and starts pouring his beer down the drain. The first drunk yells "STOP, what are you DOING?" The second drunks says "Just eliminating the middle man!"
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11-06-2013, 12:17 PM
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Trailer: 2002 19 ft Scamp 19 ft 5th Wheel
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Man walks in to the doctors office with a duck on his head.
Doctor says, an what can I do for you today?
and the Duck says, can you cut this lump off my butt?
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11-18-2013, 10:52 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Dan
Trailer: 2017 Bigfoot 25B25RQ
California
Posts: 115
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlynnT
"Hi! Got any grapes?'
The clerk says, "No. This is a convenience store. We don't have fresh produce like that."
The duck says, "Oh, okay," and walks out.
Next day, same duck, same clerk.
The duck says, "Hi! Got any grapes?"
For some reason, the clerk gets really angry, says, "Look, I told you yesterday, we don't carry fresh produce and all sorts of stuff, this is a convenience store. And if you come in here tomorrow asking me that same question, I will nail your orange flat webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck says, "Oh, okay," and walks out.
Next day, same duck, same clerk.
The duck says, "Hi, got any nails?'
Clerk says, "No, this is a convenience store, we don't carry all sorts of stuff like that."
"Oh," says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
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Why I do not know, but that cracked me up.
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11-18-2013, 12:06 PM
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Senior Member
Trailer: 2009 Trillium 13 ft ('Homelet') / 2000 Subaru Outback
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Daddy, did the stork bring me?
Daddy, how do you know that the stork brought me?
I saw his bill.
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