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Tarmac
A piece of Tarmac goes into a pub , orders a drink and announces
that he is the hardest piece of tarmac in the land. Just then a
piece of Dual carriageway walks in , orders a drink and announces
that he is the hardest piece of Dual carriageway in the land.
Then a piece of Motorway walks in , orders a drink and announces
that he is the hardest piece of Motorway in the land. Just then a
piece of coloured Tarmac walks in and all the other supposedly
hard pieces of Tarmac turn to avoid eye contact. Upon this the
barman asks the Tarmacs what is wrong , the reply we're not
drinking with this guy he's a cyclepath.
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