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Old 09-23-2002, 09:09 AM   #1
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Tasteful jokes

We probably have blondes on the BB, so I guess blond jokes are out. There are no doubt ethns, so I guess ethnic jokes are out (that's why I changed my avatar - tasteless).

I'm sure no one would object to Texan jokes - or Aggie jokes :o



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Old 09-24-2002, 07:24 PM   #2
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Chokes

As long as you don't screw up when you spell "Aggie."

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Old 09-28-2002, 05:53 AM   #3
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Anyone know any "Augie" jokes?



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Old 09-30-2002, 05:21 PM   #4
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I'm Blonde (so I can tell a blonde joke)

A blonde walks into a bank in N.Y. City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the sstreet in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and it officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies-----"Where else in N.Y. City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.



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Old 10-10-2002, 08:17 PM   #5
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Refrigerator

What seven letters did the blonde say when she opened the refrigerator?

O-I-C-U-R-M-T :o



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Old 10-13-2002, 01:27 PM   #6
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blonds

I don't get it Darlene, whats a oicurmt. :m
Never could spell. :wak


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Old 10-13-2002, 04:39 PM   #7
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Bill and Darlene

Luv the Blonde joke. I forwarded it to Perth Australia.

:)



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Old 10-25-2002, 06:38 AM   #8
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Roe vs. Wade

A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was. She sat there pondering the profound question and finally sighed and said, "I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware.";) :r



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Old 11-10-2002, 09:10 AM   #9
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going around

An aggie goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on his coffee cup. So he peels it off and starts yelling,

"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the aggie keeps yelling,

"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally the manager comes over and says, :chatter "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The aggie says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"

He hands the ticket to the manager and it reads..

" W I N A B A G E L "

(Ok, so it was a blond joke revamped):banana



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Old 11-10-2002, 11:35 AM   #10
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That's a good one, Jana.

Most ethnic jokes are interchangeable from one ethnicity to another.

Is blondness ethnicity? :chin



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Old 11-25-2002, 03:44 PM   #11
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Appearances

Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Mr. Smith had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the blind man had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight.

The pilot approached the blind man, and calling him by name, said "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe the dog would like to stretch his legs".

Now, picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete quiet standstill when they look up and see the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

Have a great day and remember ...

Things aren't always as they appear.



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Old 11-25-2002, 05:59 PM   #12
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Listen!

Did you hear about the bull that went into the field and stayed there for heffer and heffer and heffer.:duck



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Old 11-25-2002, 06:16 PM   #13
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good avatar Pippa. good joke too.



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Old 11-25-2002, 06:54 PM   #14
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Orginally posted by pippa 26

Did you hear about the bull that went into the field and stayed there for heffer and heffer and heffer.:duck
:laugh :laugh :laugh



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Old 11-26-2002, 08:37 AM   #15
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Aggie's Last Words...

Final last words....

These three guys go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, so they let him go.

The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side, so they let him go.

The last one is strapped in and say's "Well, I'm a fighting Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect these here wires.">>>>



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