(And thus the Lord spake
I want to know how they feel inside -
(More pain with less complaining)
What are they thinking when they give the silent treatment -
(God, I wish he would think of others for a minute, I know he's so smart in other areas of life)
Why they cry -
(That would be expressing SADNESS or extreme HAPPINESS, like at a wedding: emotion)
What they mean when they say nothing's wrong -
(God, I wish he would think for a minute....)
And how I can make a woman truly happy -
(Dishes, laundry, supper, flowers, breakfast in bed, kids lunches all made, vacuuming, poetry, romantic movie, dinner out -- with a reliable sitter booked, um, oh God, dear God, I wish he would think for a minute.....)
Never mind, women and men have different kinds of brains -- women's brains are wired so that each half can talk to each other, men's are wired so that they ..can.. only..think..of one..thing..at ..a..time.
That's okay, we like that about you.